eskimo36
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Oklahoma
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Post by eskimo36 on Nov 3, 2016 6:54:50 GMT -5
"Everybody's crow is the blackest." My grandpa
"I have a soft spot for cripples, bastards and broken things." From a tv show
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Post by sandhiller on Nov 4, 2016 21:26:23 GMT -5
"He's as worthless as tits on a Boar hog"
"He's as crooked as a snake in tall grass"
"He was howling like a hound dog passing a peach pit"
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Post by Ken O'Neill on Nov 5, 2016 7:51:31 GMT -5
"Here's a dime. Call the Chaplain"
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Post by BigBore44 on Nov 5, 2016 8:12:07 GMT -5
How's about the good'ol standard: "If it ain't broke, Don't fix it!" That one doesn't get followed much BigBore44
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Post by fanofthefortyone on Nov 5, 2016 8:17:50 GMT -5
At work deck guys always say about the engineers, if it ain't broke, fix it till it is. Ronnie
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Post by squawberryman on Nov 5, 2016 10:38:15 GMT -5
Lord loves a humble man
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Post by squawberryman on Nov 5, 2016 10:40:03 GMT -5
My Dad used to say "Other than that Miss Lincoln how'd you like the play?"
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Post by stevewhr on Nov 5, 2016 10:55:22 GMT -5
Time flies unless you're miserable
It's a small world unless you have a flat.
Sharp as a marble.
Smarter than a tree full of owls.
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gunzo
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Post by gunzo on Nov 5, 2016 11:46:37 GMT -5
If? If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he lands.
I've heard bugs fart before.
Doubtful things are uncertain.
He's got a head on him like a cutworm.
You're gonna have to dummy up boy, cause you sure can't dummy down.
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awp101
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TANSTAAFL
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Post by awp101 on Nov 5, 2016 13:55:54 GMT -5
My Dad used to say "Other than that Miss Lincoln how'd you like the play?" I use that one a lot as well
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awp101
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Post by awp101 on Nov 5, 2016 14:01:11 GMT -5
Time flies unless you're miserable Time flies like and arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -Groucho marx Sharp as a sack of wet mice (that may be on old Foghorn Leghorn line but I don't recall) Dumb as a bag of hammers When it's none of my business or not my problem: Not my circus, not my monkeys -Polish Proverb When I'm asked if I know where someone is I like to say "The circus called, they wanted their clown back"
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JM
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Post by JM on Nov 5, 2016 14:56:33 GMT -5
There is a village in Kenya that is missing their idiot!
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Paden
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Lower Goldstream Creek
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Post by Paden on Nov 5, 2016 20:20:23 GMT -5
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. ~Winston Churchill
Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it. ~Abraham Lincoln
There is a village in Kenya that is missing their idiot! ~Ironic internet troll
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JM
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Post by JM on Nov 5, 2016 20:58:21 GMT -5
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. ~Winston Churchill Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it. ~Abraham LincolnThere is a village in Kenya that is missing their idiot! ~Ironic internet troll Was wondering how long it would take for you to crawl out of your mommy's basement again. MEOW !!!
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Paden
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Lower Goldstream Creek
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Post by Paden on Nov 5, 2016 21:03:58 GMT -5
Haven't lived with my "mommy" for over 40 years. You're an idiot.
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