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Post by cmh on Nov 1, 2016 18:04:01 GMT -5
"It is not my fault that his/her parents met at a family reunion".......
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Post by JM on Nov 1, 2016 18:23:41 GMT -5
"It is not my fault that his/her parents met at a family reunion"....... T'aint much shade under their Family Tree.
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Post by BigBore44 on Nov 1, 2016 18:26:52 GMT -5
Your SO Lazy you'd probably sh!+ in bed and kick it out with your feet. ................................... Hang on her nute, she's headed for the rhubarb... ................................... If your brains was dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose... ................................... That's slicker than snot on a glass door knob. BigBore44
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Post by BigBore44 on Nov 1, 2016 18:32:40 GMT -5
When you see a woman with a BIG Tail-End walking along:
Looks like two kids fighting in a sleeping bag...
The Above ^^^ From My Mom.
God rest her soul. I Love & Miss you mom!!!!!
Ray
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Post by Robster on Nov 1, 2016 18:39:33 GMT -5
When you see a woman with a BIG Tail-End walking along: Looks like two kids fighting in a sleeping bag... The Above ^^^ From My Mom. God rest her soul. I Love & Miss you mom!!!!! Ray I heard that one as two poodles fighting underneath a blanket!
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Post by Robster on Nov 1, 2016 18:40:49 GMT -5
When the guys at work get bitching or whining, I always hand them a paper towel and tell them to dry their tears and get moving
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Post by BigBore44 on Nov 1, 2016 19:16:26 GMT -5
When you see a woman with a BIG Tail-End walking along: Looks like two kids fighting in a sleeping bag... The Above ^^^ From My Mom. God rest her soul. I Love & Miss you mom!!!!! Ray I heard that one as two poodles fighting underneath a blanket! I reckon it depends on how big them poodles are. ....hahahahahahahahahaaaaa
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Post by cmh on Nov 1, 2016 20:10:08 GMT -5
When you see a woman with a BIG Tail-End walking along: Looks like two kids fighting in a sleeping bag... The Above ^^^ From My Mom. God rest her soul. I Love & Miss you mom!!!!! Ray I have a similiar one Ray...... "Looks like two hogs fightin over a acorn"
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Post by fanofthefortyone on Nov 1, 2016 20:55:26 GMT -5
You want some cheese with that whine? Ronnie
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Post by awp101 on Nov 1, 2016 21:01:58 GMT -5
I bet he also had, "As useful as a screen door on a submarine". As useful as portholes on a '54 Buick As useful as an eye doctor on a potato farm Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything Morbid and creepifying I got no problem with. As long as she does it quiet-like. One I use at work for customers AND fellow employees: Buy 'em books, send 'em to school and what do they do? Try to dry hump the teacher... He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. –Winston Churchill I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. –Clarence Darrow I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. –Groucho Marx I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -Mark Twain
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Post by nolongcolt on Nov 1, 2016 22:10:08 GMT -5
shipwright I used to know, "that ain't worth sour owl s**t!"
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Post by awp101 on Nov 2, 2016 16:31:51 GMT -5
If you want to run with the horses, don't hang around the jackasses
When something didn't go as planned or didn't work as advertised my FiL would say "That was a foul ball in the tall weeds"
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Post by BigBore44 on Nov 2, 2016 18:32:10 GMT -5
My grandpa use to come out with this one pert often around folks that showed their ignorance:
He/They don't know $#!t from shinola.
............................... Another from Grandpa
If your a jabber jaw Esprcially about nothing sensible or useful, he'd say your:
Windier than a sack full of A$$holes.
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"Confusios" use to say: Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day...
BigBore44
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Post by paulg on Nov 2, 2016 19:05:26 GMT -5
"He/she could talk for an hour and not amount to a teaspoon full." -My Pops-
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Post by nolongcolt on Nov 3, 2016 0:11:34 GMT -5
Another dad favorite. "looks like it was shot at and missed, and s**t at and hit". If he coveted something that belonged to someone else, usually a boat or a gun. "I wish I had his ____ and he had a feather up his ass, we'd both be tickled!".
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