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Post by bulasteve on Oct 29, 2016 8:21:09 GMT -5
Old Naval quotes I like. "Gridley, you may fire when ready". Also, "Damn the torpeodes ! Full speed ahead"
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Post by dougader on Oct 29, 2016 11:10:04 GMT -5
All Hat, No Cattle....
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Post by dougader on Oct 29, 2016 11:18:23 GMT -5
Here's a great quote I fall back on from time to time. From the animated movie, Chicken Little: "Just leave me some ammo, a little water... some chips if you have 'em."
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Post by dougader on Oct 29, 2016 11:24:55 GMT -5
No kidding, my Mom:
"I'm going to beat you to within an inch of your life!"
"I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp."
Some people might say that's child abuse, but I'm ROTFLMAO as I type this. I have no idea where she came up with those, but my siblings and I knew we deserved every lickin' we ever got. We were little scoundrels! Well, maybe it was just me... And when we were older, we just laughed at mom when she would yell crap like that.
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Post by kings6 on Oct 29, 2016 11:36:28 GMT -5
In the few years between life in the corporate world and life in the poop world I built custom homes and additions. One of my customers has to be one of the funniest men I have ever met. His wife on the other hand is a sour puss and one of those women who you can truly say is made by her make-up. One day we showed up early to the job and the Mrs. did not have her game face on for the day and my partner, never the most tactful guy, made a comment to the husband about this to which the husband replied " Yep, without make-up she can make a freight train take a dirt road!" We NEVER got a full days work in if Micky was around the job site due to non stop laughter!
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Post by callshot on Oct 29, 2016 12:15:32 GMT -5
A $10.00 hat and a $5.00 cowboy! 😫
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Post by nolongcolt on Oct 31, 2016 23:11:05 GMT -5
Another of my dads, "hope in one hand, s**t in the other and see what you get first!" his description of a commercial fisherman, something he did as well. "wears a size 60 shirt and a size 3 hat!"
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Post by Shakey on Nov 1, 2016 2:18:14 GMT -5
To lazy to pick up a stick to kill a snake.
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Post by ericp on Nov 1, 2016 4:31:54 GMT -5
When things were going rough my grandad once said "This too shall pass, but it's going to pass like a kidney stone".
Eric
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Post by paulg on Nov 1, 2016 5:21:09 GMT -5
Another of my dads, "hope in one hand, s**t in the other and see what you get first!" his description of a commercial fisherman, something he did as well. "wears a size 60 shirt and a size 3 hat!" I really like that second one.
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Post by jayhawker on Nov 1, 2016 12:23:48 GMT -5
Burnin' daylight
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Post by caryc on Nov 1, 2016 12:57:27 GMT -5
"I'll run you out of town so fast, you won't be sure you were even here".
Matt Dillon
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Post by fanofthefortyone on Nov 1, 2016 13:31:14 GMT -5
Working in the oilfield on a workover rig and trying to get a well back on line before we quit for the day the driller said " the owls are going to s&!! on us tonight! Ronnie
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Post by BigBore44 on Nov 1, 2016 13:38:54 GMT -5
Just remembered two more from a lost friend, Boomer... RIP Buddy When a little shot, gets half shot, he Thinks he's a big shot... ................................... Those who think they know it All, upset those of Us who Do! Boomer
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Post by seancass on Nov 1, 2016 15:55:48 GMT -5
I'm not a boy scout, but I'll take a look!
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