Post by bula on Sept 16, 2017 8:38:07 GMT -5
It came to me in a dream, no really ! This is all tongue-in-cheek, but I did wake up at 5am with this idea fully formed. Also thought I had to go to the bathroom in a serious way, that part didn't happen. So, the day we curse, Monday, how did that start ? So, on that first Monday after Creation, Adam gets up and yawns, stretches, and scratches behind his leaf. A bit of yellow on the side of the cave wall attracts his attention so he wobbles over to check it out. The first post-it note with the first honey do list.. This is where mankind screwed up, it's all Adams fault. He should have left her one twice as long and gone back to bed. So..the note starts out..'bout time you got your lazy butt outta bed ! You need to find a job ! One with health benefits, 'cause I got this itching sensation done behind my leaf, we gotta talk about.. Ever since, when a woman says we gotta talk..those dreaded words, we break out in a sweat.