paulg
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Post by paulg on Jul 12, 2014 19:52:44 GMT -5
What with all the fussin goin on I thought I'd start a yo momma thread. Instead of taking your frustration out on each other just come here and post a "yo momma" joke. I'll start.
Yo momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money!
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Post by tek4260 on Jul 12, 2014 21:57:13 GMT -5
Dunno if it will work??
Yo mamma is so dumb that she believed what she read in the gun rag!
Guess we will see if it works.....
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Post by AxeHandle on Jul 13, 2014 7:37:23 GMT -5
Don't know about dumb, since Mama is all knowing and all seeing, but Mama thinks I am pretty.  |
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okie44
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Post by okie44 on Jul 13, 2014 11:27:38 GMT -5
Axe, my Momma had to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the Dog to play with me!  |
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awp101
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Post by awp101 on Jul 13, 2014 15:31:49 GMT -5
Don't know about dumb, since Mama is all knowing and all seeing, but Mama thinks I am pretty. Mama called me "Sun" 'cause I'm so bright... |
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Paden
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Post by Paden on Jul 13, 2014 16:59:34 GMT -5
"Boy, yo Mamma didn't raise you to be no spoiled little brat! What would yo Mamma say if she learnt how you was mouthin' off an disrespectin' those gentlemen on the internet like that? You Mamma would smack you upside the head if she found out!...."
Don't be disprectin' yo Mamma.
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Post by wickerbill on Jul 13, 2014 18:06:21 GMT -5
Axe, my Momma had to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the Dog to play with me! Okie44, my momma did the same thing, but the dog still wouldn't play with me because I ate it. Bill |
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Post by trueat1stlight on Jul 17, 2014 13:02:00 GMT -5
Oh, could I go on and on... Grew up in Flint, MI and let's just say I didn't go to America's best schools! "Yo Mamma" was like learning a foreign language  So with that being said, and not truly directed at any of "YO" mammas: Yo mamma so poor and ghetto I went over to her house, heard a noise in the cupboard, and it was two cockroaches choking Miss Butterworth's!" -John |
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Post by bagdadjoe on Jul 19, 2014 15:19:37 GMT -5
Yo' momma was so uh, common sense-edly challenged, she only changed your diaper once a week because the package said "10-12 pounds"...
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awp101
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Post by awp101 on Jul 23, 2014 21:15:33 GMT -5
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Post by trueat1stlight on Jul 23, 2014 22:56:34 GMT -5
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