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Post by tullymars on Nov 19, 2010 14:10:06 GMT -5
King6, I'm afraid an air assault is much too risky. Even when traveling by car in north Alabama the loose change and ammo in your pockets tries to exit the vehicle. No, I think I"ll just keep it as a Christmas wish and not risk losing anything to the vortex.
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Post by aciera on Nov 20, 2010 20:08:07 GMT -5
A rich nymphomaniac with a sporting goods store.........
Well you asked................
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Post by steveb on Nov 21, 2010 8:11:44 GMT -5
Well, thought I knew what I wanted until I read the above post ! We got a politician out there, that married a beautiful gal, that owned a brewery, always thought that was quite sharp too ! Bet any gals with the last name of Ruger wouldn't get lonely around here ! Ok, gotta behave myself now, am up to go to Church ! steve b
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Post by aciera on Nov 21, 2010 11:58:30 GMT -5
That was an improv remark after a LONG and MEAN day.
A group went to the local restaurant where we were regulars. Well known to the waitresses. A little noisey but GREAT tippers so were well thought of.
The girl is taking food orders after the first beers were served.
"And what do you want?"
Out of no where and with a dead pan expression looking her right in the eyes:
" A rich nymphomaniac with a sporting goods store."
And looks back at the menu.
At least 3 mouthfulls of beer went across the table, waitress has to sit down she is laughing so hard, and I swear he still has a dead pan expression. I think he was serious.
Well it is a good idea.......
Word went to the other waitresses and he got SO MUCH attention.
They would go past, stroke his hair and say things like:
" I'm sorry but I don't own a sporting goods store........."
" If ONLY I were rich, otherwise...."
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Post by chiefbg on Nov 21, 2010 17:59:23 GMT -5
World Peace
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Post by steveb on Nov 22, 2010 13:03:53 GMT -5
chiefbg, you're blonde, right ? LOL, steve b
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Post by de1216 on Dec 2, 2010 20:15:12 GMT -5
Dear Santa......
I'd be pleased to find a Ruger Bisley 45 Colt under the tree.
D.
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Post by 461tim on Dec 6, 2010 18:10:27 GMT -5
I'm doing fine on guns even though there are several I'd like. I'm lucky enough to have a wonderful family and a great life, I guess I'd just like to have some more free time to spend shooting.
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Post by c.r. on Dec 6, 2010 22:15:41 GMT -5
A rich nymphomaniac with a sporting goods store......... Well you asked................ There's a a tune by Jason Boland.........."Rich, Young, Dumb Nymphomaniac". I had completely forgot about this song till seeing this thread. boland is a established Texas Country artist and i believe he came out with this tune early in his career. If you decide to google it, be warned there are a couple F bombs in the tune and the language/content may not be appropriate for children or some folks. However, if you have a sense of humor and enjoy a good tune, then go ahead and look it up on you tube. the video of the kid in black with the black LA hat is a good cover ~c.r. |
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Post by AxeHandle on Dec 9, 2010 10:11:32 GMT -5
Sure am enjoying this thread. Find myself changing my wish list as often as my 14 year old daughter changes hers. Will always want the pie in the sky peace and health for family and friends and for that matter the whole world. Praise the good Lord I have all the woman I can handle in my wonderful wife. The attainable worldy material wish list flits between FAs, Rugers, TCs, TLAs, Colts, 1911s, Jeeps, and motorcycles... I even spied a P38 I need to go with my Broomhandle and Luger. Guess the only way I'll be able to tell what I actually get will be to wait and see the last thing to arrive before the 25th!
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