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Post by AxeHandle on May 17, 2017 12:03:39 GMT -5
"It wasn't like that when I looked at it" From the mouth of a government inspector at an aircraft overhaul facility.
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Post by JM on May 17, 2017 12:21:25 GMT -5
Most irritating quotes...
"It's O.K."
"No worries"
"That's the way I've/we've always done it"
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Post by Quick Draw McGraw on May 17, 2017 12:28:41 GMT -5
"A man is only as good as his word. If his word is no good, neither is the man." - My father
I wish I could say he lived up to this, but...
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Post by Quick Draw McGraw on May 17, 2017 12:29:34 GMT -5
"Trust everyone... and always cut the cards." - W.C. Fields.
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Post by Snyd on May 17, 2017 14:24:53 GMT -5
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Post by JM on May 17, 2017 15:05:29 GMT -5
My girlfriend is a real dog Those are the most reliable ones.
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Post by AxeHandle on May 17, 2017 17:12:25 GMT -5
....Hold My Beer!
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Post by fanofthefortyone on May 17, 2017 18:02:49 GMT -5
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Post by Quick Draw McGraw on May 18, 2017 9:06:24 GMT -5
That's a good looking dachshund, Snyd. What's her name? I have two long-haired red dachshunds and one black and tan wire-hair.
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Post by Snyd on May 18, 2017 11:54:29 GMT -5
That's a good looking dachshund, Snyd. What's her name? I have two long-haired red dachshunds and one black and tan wire-hair. Brief thread hijack... Her name is Millie. We're down to one now. We usually have 2 or three. We've had a red short hair and two other black and tan long haireds. We really like the long haireds although I'd like to try a wire haired someday from a good Teckel breeder and work him as a tracker.
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Post by jdoc on May 18, 2017 13:05:14 GMT -5
A friend for life, no matter what. Too bad human beings aren't as loyal.
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Post by dougphillips on May 18, 2017 19:51:25 GMT -5
I guess this could be considered a quote (just a really long one). Still brings a tear to my eye every time I read it....
THE POWER OF THE DOG
Rudyard Kipling
There is sorrow enough in the natural way From men and women to fill our day; But when we are certain of sorrow in store, Why do we always arrange for more? Brothers and sisters I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie-- Perfect passion and worship fed By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head. Nevertheless it is hardly fair To risk your heart for a dog to tear.
When the fourteen years that nature permits Are closing in asthma or tumors or fits And the vet's unspoken prescription runs To lethal chambers, or loaded guns. Then you will find--its your own affair But--you've given your heart to a dog to tear.
When the body that lived at your single will When the whimper of welcome is stilled (how still!) When the spirit that answered your every mood Is gone--wherever it goes--for good, You still discover how much you care And will give your heart to a dog to tear.
We've sorrow enough in the natural way When it comes to burying Christian clay. Our loves are not given, but only lent, At compound interest of cent per cent. Though it is not always the case, I believe, That the longer we've kept 'em the more do we grieve; For when debts are payable, right or wrong, A short time loan is as bad as a long-- So why in Heaven (before we are there) Should we give our hearts to a dog to tear?
Doug
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Post by AxeHandle on May 19, 2017 7:57:30 GMT -5
"Knock him out John!"
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Post by AxeHandle on May 19, 2017 7:58:13 GMT -5
"Pull The &%$! Clicker"
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Post by bula on May 19, 2017 9:35:49 GMT -5
"Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear" Doh !
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